You'll notice that there is just one thing missing from all of the following pictures of this day and that is Diddy. Sadly, she had to work, but hopefully we'll get a redo next summer and she'll be there in full force and all the world will be right again.
Just an hour on the train (which was a double decker... a double decker TRAIN?!) from Penn...
And we were there... Middletown, NJ.
When Brooke called her dad 'Captain Gregg' and told us he would be the one to take us out on the boat, I was already sold on him, but then I took notice of some things...
Gregg:
Gregg:
Dresses like my dad.
Walks like my dad.
Has thick salt & pepper hair like my dad.
Loves the sun like my dad.
Loves the water like my dad.
Likes hanging with the girls like my dad.
Has catch phrases like my dad.
And drinks Diet Pepsi... Like my dad.
We stopped to get hoagies, then we hurried on down to the dock as Mr. Kiefer was growing more antsy by the minute... and news flash: so was I!
I WAS SO EXCITED!
1.) "This is livin'." Said with assurance. Like stating a well known fact. Not an exciting discovery.
2.) "What are the poor people doing?" Which is usually followed by a consensus of, "Well Mr. Kiefer, we're sitting on your boat."
and the mostly commonly used phrase (and name of his boat),
3.) "What a day!" In our case, immediately repeated with, "What a day, girls!"
Now, if you know my dad or knew my GrandDad, you'd know that catchphrases are what Gholson men do best.
My Pa-Pa's was, "Glad you got to see me today! The pleasure was all yours."
My dad's rotate between,
1.) "But you're pretty."
2.) "Guess we oughta go on back to the poor side of town."
and recently,
3.) "We're smoking now boys!"
And drinks Diet Pepsi... Like my dad.
We stopped to get hoagies, then we hurried on down to the dock as Mr. Kiefer was growing more antsy by the minute... and news flash: so was I!
I WAS SO EXCITED!
Yelz tried to compete with Mr. Kiefer for the title of El Capitan.
She lost.
Capt'n Gregg's catch phrases rotate between any of the following 3...1.) "This is livin'." Said with assurance. Like stating a well known fact. Not an exciting discovery.
2.) "What are the poor people doing?" Which is usually followed by a consensus of, "Well Mr. Kiefer, we're sitting on your boat."
and the mostly commonly used phrase (and name of his boat),
3.) "What a day!" In our case, immediately repeated with, "What a day, girls!"
Now, if you know my dad or knew my GrandDad, you'd know that catchphrases are what Gholson men do best.
My Pa-Pa's was, "Glad you got to see me today! The pleasure was all yours."
My dad's rotate between,
1.) "But you're pretty."
2.) "Guess we oughta go on back to the poor side of town."
and recently,
3.) "We're smoking now boys!"
Here's Mr. Kiefer giving, "We're smoking now boys," a try.
Here's she who claims Capt'n G as dad, Brooke.
As I said before, I was a little excited. Also it happened to be a GORGEOUS day so I must've had a happy case of 'shutter finger'. Shutter finger is the same thing as trigger finger, but with a camera right? It is now. I had a serious case of shutter finger and eventually everyone else caught it as well. Maybe because it was contagious or maybe because I forced them to, no one can be sure.
A distant view of our beautiful home, New York City.
Capt'n took us by Bon Jovi's house...
This is when Sandra got 'shutter-finger'. Or is it 'shutter happy'? Now I can't remember.
Then Gregg got shutter happy.
The sacrifices one makes to play photographer.
Then he finally got some peace and quiet...
Until this...
Just to be clear, that cannon ball perfection is not me, but Sandra.
Kerny somehow thought, even with her lower back tattoo showing, that I was the one in the photo athletic enough to produce such hops.
And really, mom? A cannon ball? I'm a lady. I dive.
Aka, I'm not daring or creative enough for anything more.
We swam alongside the diarrhea (aka algae) and laughed and laughed until my cheeks hurt and I was practically drowning from my inability to tread water against the giggle fits.
I have some gorgeous besties, I know that!
And luckily, they're willing to "assume the position" even on a boat.

I'll bring the Diet Pepsi!
Love,
~Legs*
Pretty successful as he decided to yell it just as we picked up speed out of the marina!
We were certainly smokin' down the Shrewsbury River.
Here's she who claims Capt'n G as dad, Brooke.
She's a riot!
A distant view of our beautiful home, New York City.
Capt'n took us by Bon Jovi's house...
It's bigger than it appears.
What a good sport!
Then he finally got some peace and quiet...
('Merica)
Temporarily...Until this...
Just to be clear, that cannon ball perfection is not me, but Sandra.
Kerny somehow thought, even with her lower back tattoo showing, that I was the one in the photo athletic enough to produce such hops.
And really, mom? A cannon ball? I'm a lady. I dive.
Aka, I'm not daring or creative enough for anything more.
We swam alongside the diarrhea (aka algae) and laughed and laughed until my cheeks hurt and I was practically drowning from my inability to tread water against the giggle fits.
I have some gorgeous besties, I know that!
And luckily, they're willing to "assume the position" even on a boat.
While watching Brooke help her dad de-dock, anchor, and then re-dock the boat, I paid close attention to their interactions and learned lots of technical boating/nautical terms.
Terms like:
smidgen
tidge
bunch
that
thingy
scooch
yank
and nudge.
I'm a pro now.
The sun started to set and we headed back for some ice cream before jumping back on the train towards Manhattan.
I feel like this day trip to New Jersey not only changed my view of The Dirty Jerse, but also was the start to the realization that this was shaping up to be one of the best summers of my time spent in New York thus far. I love being in the suburbs and spending time with family. Even if it isn't my own.
These girls are part of the most beautiful family I've developed here in NYC and frankly, I couldn't exist here without them.
And Capitain Gregg is a new addition to my list of faves!
I'm so grateful that Brooke invited us to her home and I hope we have many more visits out to Middletown... rain or shine, winter or summer! And this time, Diddy included.
When you get out of the city, you have a little more space. And the more space you have, the more love you can fill the room with!
So... sleepover soon Kiefers?
Love,
~Legs*

